To live in Las Vegas means...
You lock your front door even when you are home.
There is a plethora of vanity license plates on cars.

You have to remember your alarm code and disarm it when you walk in or out the door.
Being outside in the afternoon usually means you will feel warm and sweaty no matter what activity you are doing.
You can drive 45 minutes and never leave the city or repeat a route.
There are palm trees!
For the most part everything is colored in shades of red, brown, and tan. (Until you are on The Strip, that is.)

There are too many choices for grocery shopping: Walmart, Fresh & Easy, Trader Joes, Vons, Winco, Costco, Albertsons, Smiths, Target Greatland... And there are usually five or six of each choice within 5 miles of your location at any given moment!
In-N-Out!!
Fans and AC are blasting almost 24/7.
You have to pack away the brand new Oaklie winter jackets that you got for Christmas and you love.
Four way stops are overused, and so are stop signs.
Starbucks runs the coffee market.
Two-thirds of the grass you find is artificial.
You can't leave butter out on your counter to be perfectly room-temperature spreadable. You have to refrigerate your butter...
HARD water = Brita water pitchers + hard water stains....
Your apartment complex has three pools and you swim almost every day.
Most roads are at least 3 lanes.
You have to have a sense of humor.
Your car is always steaming hot when you get in it.
Feeling cold is rare.
Sheets, blankets, and comforters are for decoration only.

There is so much to do...from shows, plays or concerts, to festivals, shopping, markets or events. As well as disc golf, hiking, running, and attractions such as Lake Meade, Grand Canyon, Red Rock Canyon, Boulder City, Mount Charleston...
There are sooo many places to eat out at that you could pick a different place every day and not repeat! There's the familiar: Tropical Smoothie, Little Caesars, Dominoes, Sweet Tomato, Beni Hana, Olive Garden, Buffalo Wild Wings, Panda Express, Denny's, Chipotle, In-N-Out, Famous Daves, Panera, Great Harvest, Five Guys, Sonic, Johnny Carinos... And the new: Rubios, Cafe Rio, Chilies, Macaroni Grill, Joe's, Jason's Deli, China-a-go-go, Hard Rock Cafe, Ranch House, On the Border, Rasing Cane's, Chuckecheeses, Weinerschnitzel, P.F. Changs... Practically every restaurant you've ever wanted to go to is here in Las Vegas.